2020, Buh-Bye! (Limerick)
I’m grateful the year’s end is nigh. Good riddance — no need to say why. Though the reasons are endless, A whiner is friendless; I’ll just bid it an effing goodbye!
View ArticleLimerick Ode To 2021
Here’s hoping your new year is great! (2020 sure sucked — no debate.) If the new vaccines work, And Mitch ISN’T a jerk, We just might have a year we don’t hate.
View ArticleThe Perils Of Thinking (Limerick)
While thinking’s a fine thing to do, Lately thoughts have been turning me blue. They kick up a stink, So I can’t sleep a wink. (What a shame that there’s no one to sue.) Happy “World Sleep Day!” (3rd...
View ArticleDueling Calendars (Limerick)
Rosh Hashanah is early this year. The calendar (Jewish) does veer Just enough to confuse me, Confound and bemuse me. I must labor to get back in gear.
View ArticleHappy National Punctuation Day — September 24 (Haiku)
Punctuation Day questionable holiday arrives without bang Happy National Punctuation Day! (I decided to provide that bang, after all.)
View ArticleExit Interruptus
We were packed and all ready to jet To a beachfront resort, when “Not yet,” Said my wife. “I must go Get my hair curled by Flo.” Hours later: “Let’s leave. I’m all set.” (For the record, I don’t have a...
View ArticleLoathing Latkes (Limerick)
Someone dared me to write a latke limerick. (No need to check your calendars. Hanukkah’s still in December.) A latke debate has emerged: “Eat latkes with sugar,” Mark urged. “Using sugar sounds weird,”...
View ArticleThis and That
As I’m walking to the library on a (usually) quiet street, I notice 2 trucks up ahead, one blocking the other. So naturally, the one being blocked, honks. Hmmm, a FedEx driver honking at an Amazon...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To DST
If you live in a part of our nationThat creates DST irritationVia forward or backClock adjustments, alack!Spring ahead for some sleep deprivation!
View ArticleWhat Heel Invented Stilettos? (Limerick)
When I’m asked, “What’s your least fav invention?”I waver: “Too many to mention!”But when pressed, I selectThe stiletto; feet wreckedBy the score just for leggy extension! (National High Heels Day is...
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